Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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