Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
what day is it and did you see me today?
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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