I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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