Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Randomize
