We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Im part way to drunk.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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