But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night�
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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