they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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