I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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