Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
This is my gift to your gina
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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