oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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