She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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