I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
operation have a gay friend backfired
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I booty called her while she was in labor.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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