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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
NoShamevember. You game?
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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