is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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