They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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