We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Pi�atas plus fireworks don't mix well
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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