I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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