areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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