We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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