shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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