Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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