He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
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