8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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