The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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