holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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