jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Randomize
