Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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