oh god the rape fog is back!
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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