Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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