Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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