Me too!
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
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