eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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