Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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