Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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