that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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