Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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