Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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