My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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