She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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