I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
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