Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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