I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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