i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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