this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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