Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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