I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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