is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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