if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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