Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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