I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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