you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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